Sarcasm Seriously

When was the last time anyone took anything we said seriously? Now think about it yourself. 90% of your thoughts don't make it to verbalization...And there is the 9% that are categorized as Tourette syndrome now. Or the overly sarcastic. Did someone listen to the 1%?

How often are you standing:

    in the same place

    at the same time

    doing the exact same thing as yesterday?

It could be less than every 24 hours.

    Did you really need a 4th visit to "SunBulls?

    Would we be better off with a drive thru Sugar Shack?

        Nobody actually likes coffee anyway.  

With the China virus helping the world remember that:

    staying home is okay

    trying to be an extrovert just to feel better about yourself, the introvert's always win.

Standing in line at FlorMart waiting to pay for a product:

    We could have had delivered from an online retailer tomorrow (Or today?)

    Without paying sales tax (which seems to just be 'lower taxes now)

    No vehicle wear and tear

    Saving the Earth from Joe Biden's methane and carbon dioxide issues

        You did buy a Tesla already, right?

    Not showering,(should have been #1)

    Ladies? No make-up

    Actually wearing something besides sweat pants...

Seriously Why?

And, it would have saved time which equals money.

See where this is going? Questioning why you're doing something and producing a completely sarcastic answer, which ultimately makes sense.

Mom and pop shops need to starting thinking Covid-shops. Brick and mortar still exists, but you have to build the Metaverse shop first, then you can build a real location people will want to visit...Maybe.

* - SunBalls does represent StarBucks

** - FlorMart is a direct representation of WalMart